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A one-page book that just says “welcome to the infantry”

“ASVAB for Dummies” study book. The ASVAB is the standardized test the US military uses to place new recruits into different job specializations.

@jalefkowit The guy next to me in boot camp was a good person. Nice as could be, utterly dedicated to doing the right thing, well meaning.

Also dumb as a box of rocks. He had an ASVAB waiver, which I didn't even know was a thing, to get in even though he didn't meet the minimums.

I sometimes wonder how life worked out for that guy. I hope it's going well.

@jalefkowit I laughed way too hard at that.

@tek
I read that as "dumb as a box of rockets". There should be a punchline here, but i don't think i can come up with anything worthy of that mental image.
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