Simon Volpert simon@zombienet.org
Israel
Philosophy drop-out and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care. http://simonvolpert.com/
2018-04-01T19:13:36Z via AndStatus To: Public
You may not be aware of it, but in This Country™, Sunday is, in fact, Monday.
There is no punchline. ♺
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2018-03-20T16:48:59Z via AndStatus To: Public
If things go on like this, i have a feeling i'm going to acquire a reputation of a terminal idealist.
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2018-03-10T09:56:17Z via AndStatus To: Public
Observation: No matter how tired i already am, i stll ascend the stairs by running, because walking up is too tiresome. ♺realitynapper likes this.
2018-03-03T13:21:32Z via AndStatus To: Public
Back in 2010 i wanted to cut down on gaming, hoping to channel the time and energy into something creative. It turns out i got it backwards: today, i don't have time for gaming because i'm too busy doing something creative.realitynapper likes this.
2018-02-26T07:32:32Z via AndStatus To: Public
"...Because i'm working on a most exciting project right now! How exciting, you ask?... No? Okay."
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2018-02-21T20:05:49Z via AndStatus To: Public
There's nothing but this
Sixteen gram square of chocolate
That i respect morerealitynapper, Tanya likes this.
2018-02-18T04:38:29Z via AndStatus To: Public
Profit is society's compensation for a benefit inflicted upon it.
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2018-02-15T15:20:47Z via AndStatus To: Public
Be careful with your self-depreciation. Your enemies might think you're being serious.
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2018-02-11T11:55:56Z via AndStatus To: Public
For those who hadn't quite grasped the fine subtext of the "go to hell" remark: To "go to hell", would mean that "i" still exist, ergo, did not "die", which is disappointing; And, to add an insult to injury, it would mean that the Universe is ran by authoritarian psychopaths, passing arbitrary "justice", which is doubly so. Hence, the complaining.
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2018-02-11T06:14:22Z via AndStatus To: Public
To say "God loves us" and "God hates us" is both ridiculously simplistic and narrow-minded. You are essentially playing a microbe, who is trying to grasp the motivations of a junior lab associate. The most, if not the only sensible thing to do in this situation is completely ignore the question.
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Who's that "God" person that people keep talking about? =)
2018-02-08T13:10:49Z via AndStatus To: Public
If i die and go to hell, i'm going to be very disappointed, and spend the whole time complaining about the fundamental injustice of the Universe.
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2018-01-30T15:47:49Z via AndStatus To: Public
Your failures are a source of inspiration for others more often than your successes.
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2018-01-28T19:43:33Z via AndStatus To: Public
"The good news is, that feature you wanted me to code is now working. The bad news is, i don't understand why."
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So long as it's working... =)
2018-01-24T17:01:06Z via AndStatus To: Public
My kids, aged 4 and 3, are rocking out to Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. I consider my mission as a father complete.realitynapper likes this.
2018-01-22T14:14:17Z via AndStatus To: Public
Video games are better than Real Life, because in them, you can kill your problem, and it will actually fix things. ♺
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Well, at least in those where you're supposed to kill things.
2017-12-27T12:13:27Z via AndStatus To: Public
They said it would never work. They said it could not work. They wanted to prove it couldn't work so badly, that they took over the project and changed it, until it stopped working, just like they said.
And then, those who always said it could work, restarted the project and undid all the changes that made it not work, until it did work again.
The pricks.
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2017-12-25T13:06:12Z via AndStatus To: Public
A mission is rarely something you choose for yourself; Much more often, it is something you suddenly find yourself committed to, with greater passion than you would have ever expected.
Yes, and then you yell "Yippee-ki-yay!!".
JanKusanagi at 2017-12-25T13:14:39Z
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2017-12-18T15:29:45Z via AndStatus To: Public
"Can't say I particularly enjoy competition (mostly because i'm so lousy at it), but i certainly understand its importance for the common good. So, prepare for some attempted ass whoopin'."2017-12-10T18:07:20Z via Pumpa To: Public
Hi there, i'm Simon. I am widely unknown in small circles as the guy who did all those things nobody heard of. ♺
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True, true, I didn't hear about any of those!
JanKusanagi at 2017-12-10T18:21:05Z
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