Simon Volpert


Philosophy drop-out and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

  • 2018-08-16T09:59:45Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Any "investment scheme" that is more profitable to sell than it is to use is, most likely, not worth buying either.
  • 2018-08-13T07:57:48Z via AndStatus To: Public

    One unspecified cowboy enters one unspecified bar. This specific bartender asks: "What will it be?" This specific cowboy answers: "Give me one unspecified whiskey"...

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  • 2018-08-09T19:20:09Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Renewable energy: energy derived from harvesting the byproducts of a very large, non-renewable thermonuclear fusion reactor.

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  • 2018-08-08T13:12:57Z via AndStatus To: Public

    My three-year-old son is falling asleep to symphonic rock. I don't think there is anything else i could possibly teach him.

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  • 2018-08-07T18:56:24Z via AndStatus To: Public

    I don't get on the Internet so i can get some more hateful ignorance. I get enough of that from mainstream media already.

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    Are you implying that "the internet" is not mainstream media, in 2018? xD

    JanKusanagi at 2018-08-07T19:07:23Z

  • 2018-08-06T12:22:38Z via AndStatus To: Public

    My government can't seem to figure out how to not bounce perfectly valid emails i send at it. You'd think three years would be enough for such a basic task, but, then again, governments are not exactly known to be very efficient, if at all.

  • 2018-07-24T14:28:17Z via AndStatus To: Public

    "Greetings! You science-man, yes? Teach I, aborigine, how to build such bow, to shoot sun from sky."

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  • 2018-06-24T13:28:28Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Q: Given a game with an improbable 50% probability and a 200% payout, what is the most likely long-term, large-scale outcome you can reasonably expect? A: The house wins; The majority of those who win play again. The majority of those who lose leave the casino.

  • 2018-06-09T15:27:22Z via AndStatus To: Public

    I'm becoming slow, sentimental and weather-sensitive. I'll be damned! I must be getting old.

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  • 2018-05-14T19:04:07Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Why doesn't anyone believe me when i say i don't know what i'm doing?...

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    You exude confidence!!


    JanKusanagi at 2018-05-14T19:13:32Z

    They are unbelievers)))

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  • 2018-04-01T19:13:36Z via AndStatus To: Public

    You may not be aware of it, but in This Country™, Sunday is, in fact, Monday.

    There is no punchline.

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  • 2018-03-20T16:48:59Z via AndStatus To: Public

    If things go on like this, i have a feeling i'm going to acquire a reputation of a terminal idealist.

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  • 2018-03-10T09:56:17Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Observation: No matter how tired i already am, i stll ascend the stairs by running, because walking up is too tiresome.

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  • 2018-03-03T13:21:32Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Back in 2010 i wanted to cut down on gaming, hoping to channel the time and energy into something creative. It turns out i got it backwards: today, i don't have time for gaming because i'm too busy doing something creative.

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    Aaah, balance, the magical word =)

    JanKusanagi at 2018-03-03T14:17:15Z

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  • 2018-02-26T07:32:32Z via AndStatus To: Public

    "...Because i'm working on a most exciting project right now! How exciting, you ask?... No? Okay."

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  • 2018-02-21T20:05:49Z via AndStatus To: Public

    There's nothing but this
    Sixteen gram square of chocolate
    That i respect more

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  • 2018-02-18T04:38:29Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Profit is society's compensation for a benefit inflicted upon it.

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  • 2018-02-15T15:20:47Z via AndStatus To: Public

    Be careful with your self-depreciation. Your enemies might think you're being serious.

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  • 2018-02-11T11:55:56Z via AndStatus To: Public

    For those who hadn't quite grasped the fine subtext of the "go to hell" remark: To "go to hell", would mean that "i" still exist, ergo, did not "die", which is disappointing; And, to add an insult to injury, it would mean that the Universe is ran by authoritarian psychopaths, passing arbitrary "justice", which is doubly so. Hence, the complaining.

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  • 2018-02-11T06:14:22Z via AndStatus To: Public

    To say "God loves us" and "God hates us" is both ridiculously simplistic and narrow-minded. You are essentially playing a microbe, who is trying to grasp the motivations of a junior lab associate. The most, if not the only sensible thing to do in this situation is completely ignore the question.

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    Who's that "God" person that people keep talking about? =)

    JanKusanagi at 2018-02-11T16:40:47Z