Simon Volpert simon@zombienet.org
Israel
Philosophy drop-out and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care. http://simonvolpert.com/
2018-08-16T09:59:45Z via AndStatus To: Public
Any "investment scheme" that is more profitable to sell than it is to use is, most likely, not worth buying either.2018-08-13T07:57:48Z via AndStatus To: Public
One unspecified cowboy enters one unspecified bar. This specific bartender asks: "What will it be?" This specific cowboy answers: "Give me one unspecified whiskey"...
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2018-08-09T19:20:09Z via AndStatus To: Public
Renewable energy: energy derived from harvesting the byproducts of a very large, non-renewable thermonuclear fusion reactor.
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2018-08-08T13:12:57Z via AndStatus To: Public
My three-year-old son is falling asleep to symphonic rock. I don't think there is anything else i could possibly teach him.
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2018-08-07T18:56:24Z via AndStatus To: Public
I don't get on the Internet so i can get some more hateful ignorance. I get enough of that from mainstream media already.
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Are you implying that "the internet" is not mainstream media, in 2018? xD
2018-08-06T12:22:38Z via AndStatus To: Public
My government can't seem to figure out how to not bounce perfectly valid emails i send at it. You'd think three years would be enough for such a basic task, but, then again, governments are not exactly known to be very efficient, if at all.
2018-07-24T14:28:17Z via AndStatus To: Public
"Greetings! You science-man, yes? Teach I, aborigine, how to build such bow, to shoot sun from sky."
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2018-06-24T13:28:28Z via AndStatus To: Public
Q: Given a game with an improbable 50% probability and a 200% payout, what is the most likely long-term, large-scale outcome you can reasonably expect? A: The house wins; The majority of those who win play again. The majority of those who lose leave the casino.
2018-06-09T15:27:22Z via AndStatus To: Public
I'm becoming slow, sentimental and weather-sensitive. I'll be damned! I must be getting old.
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2018-05-14T19:04:07Z via AndStatus To: Public
Why doesn't anyone believe me when i say i don't know what i'm doing?...realitynapper likes this.
They are unbelievers)))Heretics!!!
2018-04-01T19:13:36Z via AndStatus To: Public
You may not be aware of it, but in This Country™, Sunday is, in fact, Monday.
There is no punchline. ♺
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2018-03-20T16:48:59Z via AndStatus To: Public
If things go on like this, i have a feeling i'm going to acquire a reputation of a terminal idealist.
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2018-03-10T09:56:17Z via AndStatus To: Public
Observation: No matter how tired i already am, i stll ascend the stairs by running, because walking up is too tiresome. ♺realitynapper likes this.
2018-03-03T13:21:32Z via AndStatus To: Public
Back in 2010 i wanted to cut down on gaming, hoping to channel the time and energy into something creative. It turns out i got it backwards: today, i don't have time for gaming because i'm too busy doing something creative.realitynapper likes this.
2018-02-26T07:32:32Z via AndStatus To: Public
"...Because i'm working on a most exciting project right now! How exciting, you ask?... No? Okay."
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2018-02-21T20:05:49Z via AndStatus To: Public
There's nothing but this
Sixteen gram square of chocolate
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2018-02-18T04:38:29Z via AndStatus To: Public
Profit is society's compensation for a benefit inflicted upon it.
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2018-02-15T15:20:47Z via AndStatus To: Public
Be careful with your self-depreciation. Your enemies might think you're being serious.
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2018-02-11T11:55:56Z via AndStatus To: Public
For those who hadn't quite grasped the fine subtext of the "go to hell" remark: To "go to hell", would mean that "i" still exist, ergo, did not "die", which is disappointing; And, to add an insult to injury, it would mean that the Universe is ran by authoritarian psychopaths, passing arbitrary "justice", which is doubly so. Hence, the complaining.
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2018-02-11T06:14:22Z via AndStatus To: Public
To say "God loves us" and "God hates us" is both ridiculously simplistic and narrow-minded. You are essentially playing a microbe, who is trying to grasp the motivations of a junior lab associate. The most, if not the only sensible thing to do in this situation is completely ignore the question.
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Who's that "God" person that people keep talking about? =)