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Simon Volpert | @simon@zombienet.org

Philosophy dropout and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

@nixCraft
Or, as i tend to say it, there is no way to make a dog-shaped hole in the fence through which foxes won't also fit.

It's a good thing xenomorphs don't really exist, because you can bet your ass (or, rather, chest) that there would immediately appear a dedicated Xenomorph Rights Coalition, who would not rest until xenomorphs were accepted as equals in human society.

"Oh, you want to learn do things like me? That's easy. Just observe what i'm doing, and repeat the gestures. But not all of them. Only the non-obscene ones."

"You are only miserable because you lack ambition! You should develop some ambition, and be just as miserable, but for completely different reasons!"

"Yo, monster under the bed! It's that time of the month again! The rules are clear: you live here, you help pay the rent!"

"The rich steal from the poor" sounds much more absurd than it actually is.

Don't panic. Improvise.

Keep politics out of politics!

"There are a couple things i need to accomplish before noon; Anything that can't wait will have to do so anyway."

The third World War is already going. It's just not very evenly distributed.

"Don't think I'm on the list. I didn't do anything remarkable in the past. Don't know about the future; I haven't been there yet."

"Enjoy your meal!" — "One can only hope so."

@mytwobits01
I both my personal and professional opinion, Google delenda est.

"If that's not a good reason to Do That, then i have a few more."

I b!tch, therefore, i am.

uspol, ilpol, Netanyahu
@raf
I don't care much about this or that political leader; But i'm immediately suspicious when i see the prosecution invent a new kind of crime and the police terrorize a key witness just to get said leader on trial. To me it suggests a conspiracy, and makes me question their true motivations.

Placing your ideals above your own survival is admirable, but self-defeating. There will be no one left to adhere to your ideals if there is no ''you'' left.

Imagine you bought a house and your government goes "Oh, the papers are in order, the contract is properly signed and the seller got the money, yes, but he seems to be very upset about this for some reason, so you should just give up and forget it ever happened."

Sometimes, reality is more unhinged than any Monty Python sketch.

Man And His Entire Family Put On International Wanted List For Crime He Already Served The Sentence For

I wish i was clever enough to make something like this up.

There was a period of time when computers were logical. Nowadays, almost every one of them is practically haunted. By ghosts. Of corporations.

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