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Simon Volpert | @simon@zombienet.org

Philosophy dropout and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

"Think twice before thinking!" — @realitynapper

In retrospect, i really should have named "Rounds of Hell, part 1-3" "Be Entertained, round 1-3". Then again, naming things IS hard.

https://simonvolpert.com/drla/#rounds_of_hell_part_1

@nixCraft What makes you think they aren't going to just reuse the ones they hid years ago to collect tracking data for sale and targeting?

"Greetings! I bring gifts! Also, chaos and destruction."

"In my defense, i never said i was good at this. I said i was the only one who's willing to do it at all."

Human Rights Organization Blasts Invaded Country For Not Surrendering Fast Enough

#TrueHeadlies

Public Official on Trial for Asking News Outlets to Be Less Mean to Him

#TrueHeadlies

"As a half-elf myself, I just can't bring myself to trust anyone who puts the orc flag in their profile."

Nothing like a brief brush-in with modern, socialized medicine to fully appreciate that you live here, and not there, and now, and not then.

Crime is always an option.

Cat dammit!

I don't expect much from people. They still, somehow, manage to disappoint.

@tek I have just about enough Bitcoin Cash to enjoy tracking the tech developing and the community and economy growing, but not nearly enough to retire, or buy anything significant.

And every now and then the price spikes, and i immediately feel bored, because from now on, that's all everyone will be talking about, completely ignoring the why and how we are even being here.

I never do any math.

I find it weird as hell that people are outraged about child soldiers dying, yet have nothing to say about child soldiers being employed.

Some people just can't be satisfied. And by "some" i mean pretty much all of them.

@nixCraft
Why can't i multi-select? Or, at least, where are the options "some of the above", "most of the above" and "all of the above"?

"I'm in this 500m long shopping mall, and there is literally nothing here, that i care about. Well, that lady's bum is marginally interesting, but that's about it!"

@nixCraft
Or, as i tend to say it, there is no way to make a dog-shaped hole in the fence through which foxes won't also fit.

It's a good thing xenomorphs don't really exist, because you can bet your ass (or, rather, chest) that there would immediately appear a dedicated Xenomorph Rights Coalition, who would not rest until xenomorphs were accepted as equals in human society.

"Oh, you want to learn do things like me? That's easy. Just observe what i'm doing, and repeat the gestures. But not all of them. Only the non-obscene ones."

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