"Oh, you want to learn do things like me? That's easy. Just observe what i'm doing, and repeat the gestures. But not all of them. Only the non-obscene ones."
"You are only miserable because you lack ambition! You should develop some ambition, and be just as miserable, but for completely different reasons!"
"Yo, monster under the bed! It's that time of the month again! The rules are clear: you live here, you help pay the rent!"
"There are a couple things i need to accomplish before noon; Anything that can't wait will have to do so anyway."
"Don't think I'm on the list. I didn't do anything remarkable in the past. Don't know about the future; I haven't been there yet."
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I don't care much about this or that political leader; But i'm immediately suspicious when i see the prosecution invent a new kind of crime and the police terrorize a key witness just to get said leader on trial. To me it suggests a conspiracy, and makes me question their true motivations.
I don't care much about this or that political leader; But i'm immediately suspicious when i see the prosecution invent a new kind of crime and the police terrorize a key witness just to get said leader on trial. To me it suggests a conspiracy, and makes me question their true motivations.
Placing your ideals above your own survival is admirable, but self-defeating. There will be no one left to adhere to your ideals if there is no ''you'' left.
Imagine you bought a house and your government goes "Oh, the papers are in order, the contract is properly signed and the seller got the money, yes, but he seems to be very upset about this for some reason, so you should just give up and forget it ever happened."
Sometimes, reality is more unhinged than any Monty Python sketch.
Sometimes, reality is more unhinged than any Monty Python sketch.
Man And His Entire Family Put On International Wanted List For Crime He Already Served The Sentence For
I wish i was clever enough to make something like this up.
I wish i was clever enough to make something like this up.
There was a period of time when computers were logical. Nowadays, almost every one of them is practically haunted. By ghosts. Of corporations.
"If you're not violating the laws of physics, it means you're not trying hard enough."
This Country is the only country i know, that sends one hundred trucks of aid per day, every day, to the enemy, at wartime.