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Simon Volpert | @simon@zombienet.org

Philosophy dropout and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

"There is nothing i'd like more than not to go to work today... Except to be able to pay the bills."

You depart on a magnificent thousand-life journey... And then do everything you can to cut the journey short. What was the point of going, then?

Happiness is a transient state. A happy person drops out of life and society. The universal goal should not be happiness โ€” it should be engagement and involvement.

Planning to go to sleep early today. Taking bets on how hard will i fail.

When every other website downloads onto your computer and executes a program without so much as asking or even telling you what it does, you can at least take consolation in the fact that all those programs run sandboxed.

Challenges faced during the creation of this server, No.6: Locating references to it across the web to set up the necessary redirects to avoid breaking incoming links post-migration.

"If this is the reasoning behind your decision, then i'm afraid you are somewhat overestimating your own intelligence."

"How can you be so smart, and not see things the way I do?!" โ€” "Because i know what a logical fallacy is, and you have just committed three."

"My God! You stabbed me! You stabbed me right in the heart! In retaliation! Oh, wait. Never mind..."

One must always strive to reach the delicate balance between the weird and the strange.

The myth of the confounding of languages and the most commonly used writing method, both come from the same origin. That doesn't sound right.

"My man, there is no one like you!" โ€” "Yes, there is. But not here."

I prefer to be recognized for what i do; And, since i do very little, i must say that my preferences are met in full.

Anyone, who claims to have complete understanding of what's going on inside his mind, is either delusional, or a liar.

The skies aflame, the ground is all but burning // Nor shade can block the blazing sun, nor sea // The tears i shed evaporate before them forming // A.C.! A.C.! My kingdom for A.C.!

A wise man doesn't get angry when a mistake is made. He designs his life around the inevitability.

All crime can be reduced to an inability to satisfy a need through legitimate means. Whether or not those needs _should_ be satisfied, is up for debate.

"Okay, everyone, on my mark... Get ready... Three... Two... One... PANIC!"

"I'll have you know, that I had absolutely nothing to do with this story, except directly causing and escalating it from start to finish!"

Suppose, you drop to a neighbouring dimension to visit the demon guardian of an ancient artifact, to cheer and comfort the lonely soul. What are you going to talk about? You have no common point of reference!

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