"This artifact... A true game changer! Finally, i have a real chance to win- (game crashes and takes the save file with it) OH, GOD DAMMIT!"
"These are not the candies you are looking for." — "Your Jedi tricks won't work on me, dad!"
I suspect that they only have rocket chairs in jets because a new pilot eventually costs more than a new jet.
It takes so much work to get stuff for free, you might as well charge money to do it.
Freedom of speech is not a right. It's an objective reality.
That society sometimes has difficulty coping, is a topic for a different discussion.
That society sometimes has difficulty coping, is a topic for a different discussion.
He, who says to never bring a knife to a swordfight, simply doesn't know how to use a knife.
Losing your obligations invariably leads to becoming useless to society — that is, someone, who is unlikely to be missed.
"Hi, it seems you are trying to pay for something on the Internet with your credit card, but got the expiry date wrong. Please input the correct date, which is as follows..." — I really wish this was not an actual SMS from an actual credit company i received.
I'm a little man; I hear "great deeds", i refuse. If i ever accomplished anything significant, it's only because i severely underestimated the scope and scale at the time, and it was already too late to back out by the time i caught up.
Crowdsourced prison recommendation service:
"3/5 — The food is decent, but the place is overcrowded."
"1/5 — It gets cold at night and there's no TV in the cell."
"5/5 — Would get arrested again!"
"3/5 — The food is decent, but the place is overcrowded."
"1/5 — It gets cold at night and there's no TV in the cell."
"5/5 — Would get arrested again!"
"The shuffle function really loves me today. (beat) Considering my entire music library consists from songs i love."
The outcome of a war is decided solely by the war's goals. If the only goal was "to fight a war", the war is successful regardless.
But, if my phone is not rooted, then how will i be able to remove all the vendor-installed crap that spawns garbage in my storage, uses up my battery and collects who knows what to send it who knows where for analysis by who knows who?...
"And that, right there, kids, is a Secret Military Installation. Hi, Secret Military Installation! Look, how brightly it shines in the night sky, and how it lights up the city!"
The noise in my head became a lot quieter. The royal thoughtpig does seem to keep the other ones in check.
So, i got an advice from @tanya to groom and nurture my thoughtpigs, feed them apples, and crown one of them for thoughtpig king. And yet, she asks, why i might love her.