"I'm tired of turning out to have been right after all. Can we acknowledge me being right right away, for a change?"
"Hi, we are your local supermarket, who have just introduced fully automated checkout, and we..." — "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
"I had to go outside today, in the middle of a heatwave. I would rather not engage in intellectual activity right now, if possible."
If heat waves like this become a regular occurrence, humans will have to consider becoming a nocturnal species.
Pedestrians, where's your instinct of self-preservation? Just because i don't *want* to run you over, it doesn't *guarantee* that i won't.
"I believe a large number of firearms along with their appropriate ammunition will fill our most immediate needs." — Neo
"Goin' to a peaceful demonstration this weekend. Bring pipes, chains and Molotovs."
I'm unhappy with my thought process five years ago, so i'm rewriting history. That statement never happened.
Ah, much better.
Ah, much better.
One of the more reliable ways to catch people off-balance, is to tell them to do something they have just finished doing.
It's amazing how an intergalactic alien empire is unable to keep its sh!t together without constant interventions from those uncivilized Terran savages.
"You're a pacifist, just not the militant kind. You know, without the bare tits."
One of the best things anyone could possibly hope for, is to die before they run out of things to live for.
After some consideration, i have come to the conclusion that making a fool of myself is something i should always strive to do, under all kinds of circumstances.