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Simon Volpert | @simon@zombienet.org

Philosophy dropout and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

"Behold my extraordinary ability of doing average things averagely!"

Is there a fundamental difference between the output of an actual philosopher and a particularly well-trained natural language model?

"I don't want to complain, but, truth be told, you are leaving me with no choice."

Earned 50 from overtime, paid 150 as income tax. There's probably a lesson here, but i can't, for the love of Cthulhu, figure out what it could possibly be.

@amolith
Actually pretty funny. Thanks for making me smile today. I do feel going for the low-hanging fruit of "bit-con" would've worked slightly better.

It's incredible how much of setting up a new phone is repeatedly running "pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.vendor.preinstalled.crap" in an ADB shell.

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend; Those who grasp the complexity of the situation, and those who are having opinions."

"Say, do you happen to know..." — "No." — "BUT WHY NOOOOOOOT?"

"Will you PLEASE stop bombing?! I'm trying to make a sandwich!"

Simon: I'm developing a resistance to this guy's music, so it no longer affects me as much.
Music player: "And when forever comes to be..."
Simon: *bursts into tears*

"Pointing out logical fallacies can cause feelings of insecurity in others and as such constitutes a SEVERE CRIME AGAINST BEING NICE TO PEOPLE."

I seem to have overestimated my own significance. This is rather surprising, because i already assess my circle of influence to be about five or six people.

"Ugh. What a day. I don't think it can get any more- (gets hit up the jaw by a bus' cargo compartment door) Okay, THAT i didn't see coming."

Mosquito: Buzz?...
Simon: *whips out flamethrower*

Nuclear lunch detected.

"Calling it a milestone would be too generous. Let's settle for 'inchstone', that sounds about right."

I've had Miracle of Sound's "Ascension" playing on repeat in my head all day. Not that i'm complaining. That song is f#*%ing awesome.

Self-promotion is so alien to me, that when i do end up needing to do it, it feels like i'm betraying something.

It's that time of the year, when i start thinking about migrating my microblog to a place more "hip". Somebody, talk me out of it.

Absolute indifference is both the Universe's ultimate punishment and greatest gift.

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