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Two things are certain: death and taxes; and the former will not save you from the latter.

@alexandra
Could it be that this is more indicative of your own personality than it is about theirs? Though, i can't really object the assession; Most cryptocurrency speculators are indeed absolute tools.

Don't do drugs. Except the kind that turns you into a functional human being and a useful member of society.

"Contrary to what you would like to believe, the world does not revolve around you. It revolves around me!"

I'm not quite rich enough to afford getting free stuff for free.

"Did you see that?! No? Me neither... But my camera did!"

Being sick sucks. You can't even be rude to people convincingly.

"I give a rat's ass! You give a rat's ass! Everybody gives a rat's ass! Or not."

"Darling, we need to have a serious conversation about something."
"Uh oh."
"Or, rather, about four things or so."
"Oh, f-"

@bunshee
I wouldn't be as proud if it was so; No, she's actually powering through on her own, albeit on I'm Too Young To Die.

"Hey, do you remember what was my password to this service?"
"Am i supposed to know every one of YOUR passwords to all of YOUR services?"
"Well, do you?"
"...Yes."

"The terms of my contract with the aforementioned company prevent me from disclosing how i feel about the quality of said company's services."

"Have you ever tried being slightly more considerate towards other people?" — "Yes." — "How did it go?" — "Not so great."

My seven-year old daughter has successfully beaten her first level of Doom. I couldn't possibly be any more proud.

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The concept of "investment" is unsustainable. Just where do you think the money your investment "returns" is coming from?

Can apprehensively looking left and right before crossing the street be considered a form of paranoia?

I've got Josh Whelchel's "Anomaly" stuck in my head on repeat for two days in a row. I must be really angry about something.

One of the most convenient things that can happen to a semirepressive government is some kind of ongoing event that can keep the state in a state of perpetual emergency. Si Pandémie n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer!

"Simon, why you no install Popular Messaging App, like all normal people?" — "You misspelled 'corporation food'".

"Okay, aside from world peace and defeating entropy, what do you want *for you personally?*"