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Simon Volpert | @simon@zombienet.org

Philosophy dropout and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

Anyone ought to attend in their life to at least one wedding and at least one funeral. Or, at most one. Whichever.

The bridges are lit. It's going to be... Interesting to watch them scrambling to try and put them out.

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@derwinmcgeary
The Predator used voice samples from the mercenaries' interactions to bait them into convenient hunting positions. One of the last mercenaries alive, a native American, knowing he was going to die, showed his contempt to the hunter by laughing in his face. This is the same clip that the Predator uses when the situation has turned around. He didn't need to understand human language and emotions, just note the context in which their calls were used.

Make [Country] Nice Place To Live In Again

O, ye of little paint!

"I'm at work right now, and, can you even believe it? They're making me WORK, here!"

"Warning! Not reading this warning sign is punishable by law!"

My guiding principle when dealing with humans may well be "He, who done it, knows what he done, and why!"

Is it still just a theory if there's an actual conspiracy?

"Oh, no! Someone hates a thing i like! I need to reevaluate my life's choices."

"Wait a second, i don't get it, do i not get it, or do i actually do, but my brain refuses to process this kind of bullsh!t?"

"I don't feel people sufficiently appreciate me being here in the first place."

"No matter how hard it gets, no matter what sacrifices have to be made, I will never give up my freedom to make an evil, manipulative, predatory corporation filthy rich!"

The prerequisite for abolishing borders is abolishing conflicts.

Dirty minds think alike.

Ideology is just interests made universal and absolute.

"I hereby thoroughly and categorically deny understanding anything about anything with regards to the current situation."

If silence is golden, why the hell am i not rich?

According to a modern, fashionable school of thought, to be human means to be flawed, show weakness, make mistakes, hesitate, doubt yourself, be inefficient, be inconsistent and, apparently, be at risk of extinction. The benefits you get from being human must be mindblowingly awesome to compensate for all that.

"Will you PLEASE stop bombing?! My friend here needs to look at spam!..."

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