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Simon Volpert | @simon@zombienet.org

Philosophy dropout and self-proclaimed synthesist. Handle with care.

I find it weird as hell that people are outraged about child soldiers dying, yet have nothing to say about child soldiers being employed.

Some people just can't be satisfied. And by "some" i mean pretty much all of them.

@nixCraft
Why can't i multi-select? Or, at least, where are the options "some of the above", "most of the above" and "all of the above"?

"I'm in this 500m long shopping mall, and there is literally nothing here, that i care about. Well, that lady's bum is marginally interesting, but that's about it!"

@nixCraft
Or, as i tend to say it, there is no way to make a dog-shaped hole in the fence through which foxes won't also fit.

It's a good thing xenomorphs don't really exist, because you can bet your ass (or, rather, chest) that there would immediately appear a dedicated Xenomorph Rights Coalition, who would not rest until xenomorphs were accepted as equals in human society.

"Oh, you want to learn do things like me? That's easy. Just observe what i'm doing, and repeat the gestures. But not all of them. Only the non-obscene ones."

"You are only miserable because you lack ambition! You should develop some ambition, and be just as miserable, but for completely different reasons!"

"Yo, monster under the bed! It's that time of the month again! The rules are clear: you live here, you help pay the rent!"

"The rich steal from the poor" sounds much more absurd than it actually is.

Don't panic. Improvise.

Keep politics out of politics!

"There are a couple things i need to accomplish before noon; Anything that can't wait will have to do so anyway."

The third World War is already going. It's just not very evenly distributed.

"Don't think I'm on the list. I didn't do anything remarkable in the past. Don't know about the future; I haven't been there yet."

"Enjoy your meal!" — "One can only hope so."

@mytwobits01
I both my personal and professional opinion, Google delenda est.

"If that's not a good reason to Do That, then i have a few more."

I b!tch, therefore, i am.

uspol, ilpol, Netanyahu
@raf
I don't care much about this or that political leader; But i'm immediately suspicious when i see the prosecution invent a new kind of crime and the police terrorize a key witness just to get said leader on trial. To me it suggests a conspiracy, and makes me question their true motivations.

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