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It's fun to be a philosopher! Imagine that you are running shoe, a left shoe. What do you think of it? How does it feel to be the left running shoe? What is your relationship with the right running shoe? Why are you running? Do you need family therapy together with the right running shoe?

In the philosophy of hermeneutics, comprehension is recognition. Today I saw how it worked: a psychologist was interpreting Hegel through Melanie Klein's psychoanalysis. "Phenomenology of Spirit" became "Phenomenology of Soul", and Hegel was proclaimed the greatest genius prophet of psychoanalysis.

С занятия по истории современной философии...
Я: Маркс ходил налево...
Студенты: Потому, что он был левогегельянцем?
Я: Нет.
Студенты: Потому, что он был коммунистом, то есть левых политических взглядов?
Я: Да нет же! Это потому, что он был СЕКС-МАШИНОЙ.

Good, bad… I’m a guy with a philosophy! So, don't f*ck with me!

После слов агента моего банка, который пытался "втюхать" мне страховку на недвижимость: "Вы же понимаете, что со страховкой или без, несчастный случай с вашей недвижимостью произойдёт?" я повесил трубку.

People bother too much about sexual orientation of people with who they don't have sex.

Is this wordplay? )))

"The purpose of Philosophy is not to change the world but to make memes about it".

"Philosophy is an argument of logic, while science is an argument of utility".

Nothing makes philosophical texts as dark and obscure as their translation and interpretation.

A philosopher is an entity which is confused with the answers given to that entity's questions.