If you are capable of parsing that horribly mangled idiom, then i am, indeed, *thoroughly* impressed.
Any "investment scheme" that is more profitable to *sell* than it is to *use* is, most likely, not worth *buying* either.
One unspecified cowboy enters one unspecified bar. This specific bartender asks: "What will it be?" This specific cowboy answers: "Give me one unspecified whiskey"...
Renewable energy: energy derived from harvesting the byproducts of a very large, non-renewable thermonuclear fusion reactor.
My three-year-old son is falling asleep to symphonic rock. I don't think there is anything else i could possibly teach him.
"I don't get on the Internet so i can get some more hateful ignorance. I get enough of that from mainstream media already."
My government can't seem to figure out how to not bounce perfectly valid emails i send at it. You'd think three years would be enough for such a basic task, but, then again, governments are not exactly known to be overly efficient.
"Greetings! You science-man, yes? Teach I, aborigine, how to build such bow, to shoot sun from sky."
It's not necessary to rig the game or have a house edge. All that's necessary, is that those, who win, play again, and those, who lose, leave the casino.
I'm becoming slow, sentimental and weather-sensitive. I'll be damned! I must be getting old.
You may not be aware of it, but in This Country™, Sunday is, in fact, Monday.
There is no punchline.
There is no punchline.
If things go on like this, i have a feeling i'm going to acquire a reputation of a terminal idealist.
Observation: No matter how tired i already am, i stll ascend the stairs by running, because walking up is too tiresome.
Back in 2010 i wanted to cut down on gaming, hoping to channel the time and energy into something creative. It turns out i got it backwards: today, i don't have time for gaming *because* i'm too busy doing something creative.
"...Because i'm working on a most exciting project right now! How exciting, you ask?... No? Okay."
Be careful with your self-depreciation. Your enemies might think you're being serious.