ZombieNet

Anyone, who claims to have complete understanding of what's going on inside his mind, is either delusional, or a liar.

The skies aflame, the ground is all but burning // Nor shade can block the blazing sun, nor sea // The tears i shed evaporate before them forming // A.C.! A.C.! My kingdom for A.C.!

A wise man doesn't get angry when a mistake is made. He designs his life around the inevitability.

All crime can be reduced to an inability to satisfy a need through legitimate means. Whether or not those needs _should_ be satisfied, is up for debate.

"Okay, everyone, on my mark... Get ready... Three... Two... One... PANIC!"

"I'll have you know, that I had absolutely nothing to do with this story, except directly causing and escalating it from start to finish!"

Suppose, you drop to a neighbouring dimension to visit the demon guardian of an ancient artifact, to cheer and comfort the lonely soul. What are you going to talk about? You have no common point of reference!

If your worldview is so fragile, that even the slightest doubt or criticism constitutes a mortal offense, it's probably not worth very much.

I am that, which speaks onto the Universe, what i am.

Catching opportunities is not my strong side. In fact, the only way that guarantees catching one, is the opportunity chasing me down the street and tackling me to the ground. How i got where i am, bewilders me.

I'm really tempted to switch to writing in Esperanto, if only to make those "But Why In English Instead Of" questions stop.

The Russian equivalent of the saying about great minds thinking alike attributes the same quality to complete idiots.

Colorblind propaganda: An insidious campaign for turning normal people into colorblind, by leading them to believe that being colorblind is neither a sin, nor crime, nor disgrace.

"I'm not sure I want my children to live in this country!" — "Noted; And where do your children want to live?"

"Being responsible sucks! From now on, i'm going to be irresponsible! Right after i'm done with all my current obliga- OH, GOD DAMMIT!"

"You want to know who I am? Well, there's no harm in telling you now. They call me... Robbin' Good."

Daughter @ 1 year old: *yanks mouse off desk and turns to flee, shutting down Xorg*
Son @ 1 year old: Hold my milk. *sits down at laptop and mashes buttons until Doom is launched*
Me: (°_o)

Never attribute to malice, what can be adequately explained by indifference.

Calling out a behavior as virtue signalling is virtue signalling.

I should be playing games right now, but all i want to do is play games instead. Being responsible is really hard!