Judea, 30 CE: "Quick, Isaac, come to the mountain, some deranged prophet is giving away free food!"
If i had a dollar every time someone said "I think I'll try making a game for sale" and then disappeared without a trace, i could pay a team to make my own.
"Hey, JC, could you lend me some money? I swear to God, I'll give it back on your second coming!"
"And etcetera"? "And etcetera"?! Say that again, motherf#%*er! I dare you, i double-dare you, say "and etcetera" one more goddamned time!"
"At present time, I am concerned about a rather significant amount of problems. Allow me to enumerate them to you..."
You read the game's source code. You learn how to repair invalidated save files.
"This artifact... A true game changer! Finally, i have a real chance to win- (game crashes and takes the save file with it) OH, GOD DAMMIT!"
"These are not the candies you are looking for." — "Your Jedi tricks won't work on me, dad!"
I suspect that they only have rocket chairs in jets because a new pilot eventually costs more than a new jet.
It takes so much work to get stuff for free, you might as well charge money to do it.
Freedom of speech is not a right. It's an objective reality.
That society sometimes has difficulty coping, is a topic for a different discussion.
That society sometimes has difficulty coping, is a topic for a different discussion.
He, who says to never bring a knife to a swordfight, simply doesn't know how to use a knife.
Losing your obligations invariably leads to becoming useless to society — that is, someone, who is unlikely to be missed.
"Hi, it seems you are trying to pay for something on the Internet with your credit card, but got the expiry date wrong. Please input the correct date, which is as follows..." — I really wish this was not an actual SMS from an actual credit company i received.