Self-promotion is so alien to me, that when i do end up needing to do it, it feels like i'm betraying something.

It's that time of the year, when i start thinking about migrating my microblog to a place more "hip". Somebody, talk me out of it.

Absolute indifference is both the Universe's ultimate punishment and greatest gift.

"I feel an immense consuming emptiness inside me." — "You're just hungry, aren't you?" — "...Yes."

"I'm making tea. Which one do you want?" — "The one that's coffee."

Putting the little shrimp to sleep singing Miracle of Sound's "Little Sister". Best Dad Award candidate, methinks.

"Is everything even alright with you?" — "Hell, no! I'm not THAT crazy."

"So, who are you going to vote for these elections?"  "The Party of Whores and Thieves." — "...Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?"

"You don't talk much, do you?" — "No. I'm saving for something."

"ASIC-resistant" is just another way of saying "botnet-friendly".

"I shouldn't need to be knowing this. The system as a whole should."

I have a genetic defect which prevents my body from producing any fat cells. Before you get all excited, remember that it means i begin starving as soon as my blood sugar runs out. I can assure you, constantly hovering near the brink of starvation is not always fun.

"Someone's listening. Quick, say something smart!" — "I know nothing." — "...Nailed it!"

The best form of spontaneity is one that was planned out well in advance.

"You're a good man, Simon!" — "That's news to me."

Even in my dreams i worry about not getting enough rest and [as a result] losing contact with reality.

Damn, those rookies really can't hit the wide side of a literal barn.

I'm afraid i managed to get OpenXcom to work on my laptop. See you in a few years subjective.

I have words to express how annoyed i am with current events distorting the mask as a metaphor. They are not particularly nice words.

Transparency is not a threat. Asymmetry is.