On the Internet, nobody, except 4 international megacorporations, 5 intelligence agencies and 68 advertisement firms, knows you're a dog.
"You are aware, of course, that your actions constitute a violation of intergalactic law?..." — "I am aware of no such thing!"
Two worries have i when i need to send someone an email: that the recipient thinks "What's up with this idiot", and that Google quarantines the email for some ineffable reason. That both of those things are almost entirely outside of my control doesn't make it any easier.
Turns out i can walk almost at full speed with a full cup of tea without spilling a drop. This has got to be one of the most mundane superpowers i'm aware of.
"I don't have a ready answer to this question; But, i believe i can synthesize something acceptable in a couple hours."
"Why don't you believe in the supernatural?" — "Because it wastes energy and has the potential to backfire."
"Technically speaking, you paid someone money to strip you of your privacy. Life is weird."
Is there a fundamental difference between the output of an actual philosopher and a particularly well-trained natural language model?
"I don't want to complain, but, truth be told, you are leaving me with no choice."
Earned 50 from overtime, paid 150 as income tax. There's probably a lesson here, but i can't, for the love of Cthulhu, figure out what it could possibly be.
@amolith
Actually pretty funny. Thanks for making me smile today. I do feel going for the low-hanging fruit of "bit-con" would've worked slightly better.
Actually pretty funny. Thanks for making me smile today. I do feel going for the low-hanging fruit of "bit-con" would've worked slightly better.
It's incredible how much of setting up a new phone is repeatedly running "pm uninstall -k --user 0 com.vendor.preinstalled.crap" in an ADB shell.
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend; Those who grasp the complexity of the situation, and those who are having opinions."
Simon: I'm developing a resistance to this guy's music, so it no longer affects me as much.
Music player: "And when forever comes to be..."
Simon: *bursts into tears*
Music player: "And when forever comes to be..."
Simon: *bursts into tears*
"Pointing out logical fallacies can cause feelings of insecurity in others and as such constitutes a SEVERE CRIME AGAINST BEING NICE TO PEOPLE."
I seem to have overestimated my own significance. This is rather surprising, because i already assess my circle of influence to be about five or six people.
"Ugh. What a day. I don't think it can get any more- (gets hit up the jaw by a bus' cargo compartment door) Okay, THAT i didn't see coming."