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A note of suspicion: it seems to me, that newborn babies are initially capable of speaking, but cannot do so, on account of their mouths being constantly plugged by tits. ))))))

ga3ry: Посоветуйте linux–дистрибутив для чайника на USB–шке.
Vader: Для "чайника" или для чайника? Такие времена настали, что уточнять надо...

My imaginary wife constantly nags me about why she is imaginary.

@simon
They are unbelievers! )))

I just wanted to be an ordinary book-learning philosopher. But the university bureaucracy is dragging me into the depths of the administrative abyss, with all its inanity and ruthlessness.

And, yeah, sometimes philosophy does go to jail — it's called "science" or "religion" )))

Philosophy is sexual harassment of cognition. It will fuck with you, so there will be hell to pay.

Philosophy is a system of convincing abstractions.

The only way for a stone to know itself, is to be known by a human being.

Учёные доказали, что тараканы могут жить без головы... но в голове им уютнее.

Can the tombstones of philosophers be regarded as the true philosophers' stones?

For some reason, it is believed that James Cameron's "Avatar" is a remake of the Disney cartoon "Pocahontas". However, in fact, James Cameron's "Avatar" is a remake of Joseph Zito's "Red Scorpion", a film that tells the story of a white special forces soldier (portrayed by Dolph Lundgren), who takes the side of the natives and fights against the tyranny of his own people.

In the context of the official report on the death of George Andrew "Father of Zombie Films" Romero, one feels compelled to ask:"Have you made sure he is dead?"