Making good progress setting up my new laptop. This time, i'm carefully documenting the steps i'm taking, so that i can replicate the process if i ever need to.
One tool for one job? Wouldn't you want a programmable nanotech multitool that could grow a hammerhead, a screwdriver, a file, a saw, a pair of pliers, a soldering iron, a flashlight, a sword, a blowtorch, a cutter, a mace and a vibrator at the press of a button?
Prominent Hardware Manufacturer Alters The Deal, Demands Ransom To Unbrick Devices Around The World
I wish i was making this up.
#TrueHeadlies
I wish i was making this up.
#TrueHeadlies
The only thing that's needed for relationships to work is that there is resolve to make them work.
That last bit of cleverness took me several months to put right. At the very least, you can't say i don't put much effort into my 'blogging.
Life is not a walk in a park; Unless, the park in question is a savage jungle where everything that doesn't try to eat you tries to get you to have its children, in which case, it might well be.
You know something is rotten in the state of whatever, when a police officer suggests engaging in illegal activity as a legitimate solution to your specific problem.
This jar of animal-shaped cookies contains the following varieties: a fish, a bird, a cat, a chicken, a rabbit, a duck, a turtle, an owl and an elephant. What is this, spot the mismatch?
"If your definition of liberalism includes an inalienable right to make another person miserable, then this kind of liberalism can go right to hell."
The question is not whether or not the end justifies the means, but under what conditions.
The music in my head changed into something more peaceful. Those tranquilizers must be working.
Passing the Turing test is not as impressive as it sounds. Even some actual *people* can't.
I get so little time for myself, that when i do, i can barely remember what i wanted it for.
Be right back, announcing all of my secrets through a megaphone in the street between the CIA building and the annual crime lord convention.
"The Terms of Service explicitly prohibit speaking poorly of the Service. In the jurisdiction in which the Service operates, breaching the Terms of Service is a criminal offense. Checkmate!"